美国流行笑话：I'm not picky 我不是那种挑剔的人

117　I'm not picky 我不是那种挑剔的人

I was checking in an airline passenger for a flight when, as the boarding pass was being printed, she asked for a seat in the emergency-exit row. “Wait a minute,” she interrupted, as I started printing a replacement pass, “how about the window seat?” I made the second change, and then she said, “Oh, and I'd like an aisle seat if you have it.” Trying to anticipate her next demand, I asked, “Would you prefer the aisle seat on the left or the right?” “It doesn't matter,” she said dismissively. “I'm not picky.”

我在给一位旅客办理登机手续。在印登机卡的时候，她要求换到紧急出口那一排去坐。当我给她重印登机卡的时候，她打断我说：“等一下，换一个靠窗的座位怎么样？”我给她第二次更改之后，她又说：“哦，如果你有靠中间过道的位子，我想换一个。”试图抢在她说出下一个要求之前，我问她：“你是喜欢在过道的左边还是右边？”她轻蔑地说：“那有什么关系？我不是那种挑剔的人。”