美国流行笑话：Bring me another martini! 再给我拿一杯马丁尼酒来！

81　Bring me another martini! 再给我拿一杯马丁尼酒来！

I was waiting tables at an exclusive country club when an elegantly dressed woman spilled Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began furiously dabbing at it with a napkin. Having plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked, “May I bring you some club soda?” “Young lady,” she barked, “I'll be the judge of when I've had enough to drink. Bring me another martini!”

我在一家奢华的乡村俱乐部等位子的时候，看到一个穿着高雅的妇人把曼哈顿海鲜杂烩羹泼洒在她的白色亚麻裙上。她开始狂怒地用纸巾擦。我对如何除去食物污渍颇有经验，就问她：“要不要我给你拿一些俱乐部苏打水？”她大声吼叫着说：“小姐，我自己会判断什么时候喝够了。再给我拿一杯马丁尼酒来！”