美国流行笑话：Don't get around 不再绕道走

80　Don't get around 不再绕道走

Our band was hired to perform at a funeral, but our stubborn band leader refused to play any songs remotely religious. “I don't believe in it, and I won't play it,” he insisted. “So what tune can you play?” he was asked. After giving the question some thought, he said, “How about, ‘Don't Get Around Much Anymore’?”

我们的流行乐团受雇在一个葬礼上演奏。但是我们固执的头拒绝演奏任何带一点宗教色彩的歌曲。他坚持说：“我不信教。我不演奏宗教歌曲。”“那么你能演奏什么呢？”想了一会儿，他说：“唱‘不再绕道走’怎么样？”