美国流行笑话：Pneumonia and Smoking 肺炎和抽烟

68　Pneumonia and Smoking 肺炎和抽烟

I'm an attendant in a laundromat. A woman came in, sat near my counter and chain-smoked cigarette after cigarette. The smoke was both-ering me, so I turned on a fan. “Could you please point that thing in another direction?” she asked. “I'm just getting over pneumonia and the last thing I need is a breeze blowing on me.”
我在一家自助洗衣店当营业员。一个女人走进来，坐在我的柜台旁边，一支接一支地抽烟。烟味熏得我受不了，我打开了电风扇。她对我说：“你能不能把那东西换一个方向？我的肺炎刚好。最怕吹风。”