美国流行笑话：Won't be in at all 干脆不来了

48　Won't be in at all 干脆不来了

One morning an colleague said, “I need to leave early tomorrow.” That afternoon he followed up with, “Looks like I'll be coming in late tomorrow, but if my coming in late runs into my leaving early, then I won't be in at all.”

一天上午，一个同事说：“明天我要早一点走。”那天下午他又补充说：“看来我明天要晚一点来。但是，如果我要来得晚，又要走得早，那我明天干脆不来了。”