美国流行笑话：Fight down the theft 制服偷盗

45　Fight down the theft 制服偷盗

Football players at the Kennedy High School were stealing the practice jerseys, so the coach ordered a set with “Property of Kennedy High School” emblazoned on them. When the thefts continued, he ordered a new batch that had the imprint “Stolen from Kennedy High School.” But the jerseys still kept disappearing. The larceny finally stopped after he changed the wording to “Kennedy High School 4th String.”

肯尼迪高中的橄榄球选手一直在偷球衣。于是教练订了一批印有“肯尼迪高中财产”字样的球衣。偷窃还在继续。教练只好再订一批印有“偷自肯尼迪高中”字样的球衣。但是球衣还是不断消失。后来偷窃不再继续，因为教练把印的字样改为“肯尼迪高中第四后备队”。