美国流行笑话：Now we can sleep 现在我们可以睡觉了

44　Now we can sleep 现在我们可以睡觉了

Sometime around two in the morning our phone rang. “Wrong number,” my husband growled, and slammed down the receiver. A few minutes later it rang again. I heard him say, “One with pepperoni and extra cheese and one with chicken. Pick up in 20 minutes.” “What was that?” I asked. “I took his order. Now we can sleep.”

半夜两点钟，我们的电话响了。“你打错号了。”我的丈夫愤愤地说，并且砰地一声把电话挂上。几分钟以后，电话又响了。我听见他说：“一个要意大利香肠，多加奶酪；另一个要鸡肉。20分钟以后来拿。”我问：“什么事？”“我接受了他的订货。现在我们可以睡觉了。”