美国流行笑话：Food Network 食品节目

Food Network 食品节目

My infant son and I sat in front of the TV, hostages to my husband's channelsurfing. He eventually settled on an R-rated movie in which the actress was soon topless. “Honey, change the channel,” I said, shielding my son's eyes. “He shouldn't see this.” “It's okay,” my husband replied. “He probably thinks it's the Food Network.”

我和才几个月大的儿子坐在电视机前，任凭我丈夫不断更换频道。最后，他选择了一个限制级的电影。不久，电影里的女演员就把上衣脱去了。我赶紧遮住儿子的眼睛，说：“亲爱的，换频道。他不该看这个。”我丈夫回答说：“没关系，他可能以为这是食品节目。”