美国流行笑话：Moving Target 活动目标

Moving Target 活动目标

As a promotional gimmick for my restaurant, I send out coupons offering people a free dinner on their birthdays. One day an anxious-sounding man called. “I got your card. How did you find me?” “From a mailing list I purchased from a supplier,” I told him. “Why?” “It used my real name, and I'm in the Witness Protection Program. What's the name of the company?” I didn't want to say it, but I had to tell him the truth: Moving Targets.

作为餐馆招揽顾客的花招，我寄出优待券提供生日免费餐。一天，一位声音焦虑的男人打电话来。“我收到了你的卡片。你是怎么找到我的呢?”我告诉他：“是从供应商那里买来的通讯地址表。怎么啦?”“它用了我的真名，而我是处于证人保护之中。那个供应商叫什么名字?”我虽然不想说，但也只能说真话：活动目标。