美国流行笑话：Anything works? 有能工作的吗?

Anything works? 有能工作的吗?

In the auto auction vehicles were classified as either “Running” or “No Start.” One car in the block of “No Start” had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, a hood that was sprung up at an angle, and dings and dents all over the body. The auctioneer announced the car's year, make and model, and then read the owner's comments: “Please note—the radio does not work.”

在汽车拍卖会上车辆分成“能跑”和“不能发动”两类。在属于“不能发动”这一类里有一辆车，挡风玻璃粉碎、缺两个轮胎、前保险杠下垂、散热器扭向一边、发动机罩向上弹出一个角度、车身布满大大小小的坑。拍卖主持人宣布了这辆车的出厂年份、品牌和型号，然后宣读车主的评语：“请注意：收音机不工作。”