美国流行笑话：The Sixth Helen 第六个海伦

The Sixth Helen 第六个海伦

A pregnant woman walked into a doctor's office to have an ultrasound. The doctor told her that she was going to have a little girl. He then asked her what she would name her daughter. “Helen.” “Do you have any other children?” “Five other daughters, and their names are also Helen.” “How do you call them for dinner?” “That's easy—I just yell, ‘Helen, supper!’ and they all come home.” “What if you only want to speak with one of them?” “Well, then I just call them by their last name.”

一位孕妇到医生那里做超声波检查。医生告诉她，她将要生一个女孩。又问她准备给孩子起什么名字。她说：“海伦。”“你还有其他孩子吗?”“还有五个女儿。她们的名字都是海伦。”“那你怎么叫他们回家吃饭呢?”“那还不简单?我只要喊‘海伦，吃饭’，她们就都回来了。”“那如果你只要和她们中的一个说话又怎么办?”“那我就得叫她们的姓了。”