美国流行笑话：I quit drinking 我戒酒了

I quit drinking 我戒酒了

An Irish man walks into a pub, orders three beers. He proceeds to alternately sip one, then the second, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, “Sir, you don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.” The man says, “You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow that every Saturday night we'd still drink together.” Every Saturday the man comes in and does the same thing. Then one week he comes in and orders only two. The bartender said to him, “I'm sorry that one of your brothers died.” The man said, “Oh, my brothers are fine. I just quit drinking.”

一个爱尔兰人走进酒吧，要了三瓶啤酒。他轮流地先喝一口第一瓶，又喝一口第二瓶，再喝一口第三瓶。等到三瓶喝完，又要三瓶。酒吧招待对他说：“先生，你不需要一下开三瓶。我可以照看着，当你快喝完的时候，我会给你拿来新鲜的凉啤酒。”那人说：“你不懂。我有两个兄弟。一个在澳大利亚，另一个在美国。我们约定每个星期六晚上仍然在一起喝酒。”这人每个星期六都来做同样的事情。有一个星期他来了，只要了两瓶啤酒。酒吧招待对他说：“真不幸，你的一个兄弟死了。”那人说：“我兄弟没事。是我戒酒了。”