美国流行笑话：Hearing Aid 助听器

Hearing Aid 助听器

A woman rushed into the post office and wanted to see the supervisor. I asked, “What's the trouble?” “I went out this morning,” she began, “and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing!” After apologizing, I got her parcel. “Oh, good,” she gushed. “We've been waiting for this for ages.” “What is it?” I asked. “My husband's new hearing aid.”

一位妇女冲进邮局，要见负责人。我问她：“出了什么问题?”她说：“今天早上我出去了。回来的时候看到一张卡片，说邮差送来一个包裹，但家里没有人接。我丈夫一上午都在家，根本就没听到有什么事。”我向她道了歉，又给她拿来了包裹。她说：“哦，太好了。我们已经等了好久了。”我问她那是什么。她说：“我丈夫新的助听器。”