美国流行笑话：Hearing Problem 听力不好

Hearing Problem 听力不好

An old man goes to his doctor and says, “I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?” The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you.” The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What's for dinner, honey?” No response. He moves to ten feet behind her and asks again, no response. Five feet, no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what's for supper?” She says, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”

一个老头对他的医生说：“我觉得我太太的听力不如从前了。我该怎么办呢?”医生说：“你可以做一个试验确认一下。当你太太在厨房做饭的时候，在她后面15英尺的距离问她一个问题。如果她不回答，就走近一点再问，直到她听见为止。”老头回到家里，看见太太正在做饭。他站在她后面15英尺的距离问：“亲爱的，晚饭吃什么?”没有回答。他走到她后面10英尺的距离再问，没有回答。他走到她后面5英尺的距离再问，还是没有回答。最后，他紧贴着她的背后问：“亲爱的，晚饭吃什么?”她说：“我这是第四次回答：吃鸡!”