美国流行笑话：A Gift for the Teacher 送给老师的礼物

A Gift for the Teacher 送给老师的礼物

It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist's daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, “I'll bet these are flowers!” The girl replied, “How did you know?” “Just a lucky guess,” she said. Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, “Just a lucky guess.” Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box's corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, “No.” She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, “A puppy!”

这是学期的最后一天，所有的学生都带礼物来送给老师。花店老板的女儿走上来，送给老师一个盒子。老师说：“我敢打赌这里面是花。”女孩问：“你怎么知道的?”老师说：“碰巧猜对了。”接着，糖果店老板的儿子走上来，送给老师一个盒子。老师说她知道这里面是糖果。男孩问她是怎么知道的。老师又说：“碰巧猜对了。”最后，酒店老板的儿子走上来，送给老师一个盒子。但是，这个盒子的一个角漏湿了。老师问男孩盒子里是不是葡萄酒。男孩说：“不是。”老师碰了碰漏湿的地方，放到舌头上，问是不是香槟酒。男孩说：“不是。”最后，老师放弃了，问他盒子里到底是什么。男孩说：“一只小狗!”