英语幽默笑话：我想出去 I want to go out

　　A shop owner closed his shop and went home. He was very tired but just as he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked, "What time do you open your shop?"

　　The owner was angry about this phone call. He put down the telephone without answering and went back to bed. A few minutes later, his telephone rang again and the man asked the same questions. The owner became very angry and he shouted, "You needn't ask me when I open the shop for I won't let you in."

　　"Oh, no, I don't want to get in," the man said, "I want to go out now . "

　　一个店老板关闭了店铺，回家去了。他非常疲惫，但就在他刚躺下时电话铃响了。一个人问：“你什么时候打开你的店?”

　　店主很不高兴这个电话。没有回答，他放下听筒，回去睡觉。几分钟后，电话又响了，该名男子问同样的问题。店老板非常生气，他喊道：“你不用问我什么时候打开店铺，因为我不会让你……”

　　“哦，不。我不想进去，”那人说：“我想出去。”