英语幽默：你会说多少英文（双语）

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention howunfair it is for my client to be accused of theft.

　　"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。

　　He arrived in New York City a week ago and barelyknew his way around. What's more, he only speaks afew words of English."

　　他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"