英语幽默：换个工作（双语）

　　The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt hispulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Same oldstory, my friend. Too much confinement. Do notdeny it. What you need is plenty of outdoor exercise.Walk, Walk."

　　医生看了看病人的舌头，号了号脉。 敲了敲他地胸部，说道：“还是老问题，朋友， 运动量太小，不要否认这个事实。你需要大量的户外运动。 走路。 走路。 ”

　　"But, doctor..."

　　“不过，医生……”

　　"Don't argue with me. I am the doctor. Take myadvice. Walk ten times as much as you do now. That's the only thing that will cure you."

　　“不要同我争辩，我是医生。遵照我的嘱咐，走10倍于你现在所走的路，这是治愈你的疾病地唯一方法。 ”

　　"But my business..."

　　“然而我的工作是……”

　　"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get achance to walk more. What is your business?"

　　“这正是问题所在。你的工作!好吧，换一个工作。 这样一来，你就有机会多走动了。 你是干什么的?”

　　"I'm a letter-carrier."

　　“我是一名邮递员。 ”