英语幽默：摩西和耶稣(双语)

　　A burglar(窃贼) breaks into a house. He sees a CDplayer that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears avoice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around withhis flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".He spots some $ on a table and takes it. Once againhe hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".

　　一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机，他赶紧拿了。就在这个时候他听到有人说：“耶稣正在看着你。”他照着手电看来看去，嘀咕着：“到底是什么人在说话?”这时，他看到桌子上有些钱，他又拿了。那声音又来了：“耶稣正在看着你。”

　　He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrotin it! He goes over and asks "Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's yourname?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says "What kind of person names his bird moses?" Theparrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".

　　他躲到一个角落，想找出是谁在说话。结果看到一只鹦鹉，于是他问鹦鹉：“是你在说话吗?”鹦鹉承认了。 小贼说：“你叫什么名字?”“摩西”。小贼说：“什么人给鸟取这种名字?”鹦鹉回答：“就是那个给他的罗威那犬取名为‘耶稣’的那个人啊。”