英语幽默 ：结婚礼物（双语）

　　Congratulations on our anniversary, "honey"! Here'syour gift - a septoc tank for the shit that comes outeverytime you open your mouth!

　　庆祝我们的结婚纪念日，“亲爱的”!这是你的礼物 - 一个用来装废话的化粪池，装你每次张嘴开口说的话!

　　They had both turned 60, divorce had been divertednumerous times, and now Randy felt invincible

　　他们俩都60了，离婚已无数次，现在兰迪觉得自己无敌了