幽默笑话精粹76：谁死的更惨
三个男人站在天堂门外，圣彼得说:“对不起，我们这里已经人满为患你们中只有一个人能够进人天堂。所以，你们三个人当中死得最惨的那个才能进入。”
The first man spoke, "well，I am a newlywed and I tend to get jealous of my wife and her male friends, so I forbid her to see any of them when I was at work. But today I came home early and saw two wine glasses on the coffee table and when I asked my wife what was going on, she blushed and was silent. I searched the entire house for her male friend and finally I spotted someone’s hands grasping the railing on our balcony. In a fit of rage I stomped on the hands until the rascal fell 15 stories down into the bin below. When I realized he was still alive, I unhooked my fridge and throw it over the railing. In the process of doing this, I had a heart attack.”
第一个人说:“我刚结婚不久，很嫉妒我的妻子和他的男性朋友，所以在我上班的时候，我禁止她见任何的男性朋友。但是今天我回家较早，看见咖啡桌上放着两个葡萄酒杯，当我问妻子发生了什么事情的时候，她红着脸不说话。我搜遍了整个屋子想找出那个男人，最后发现有个人的手抓住了我家
凉台的栏杆。我对着那双手就是一阵狂踢，直到那个流氓从十五楼上掉下去，可惜下面正好有一堆纸箱，当我得知他还活着时，就搬起家里的冰箱从阳台上向下砸去，然后就突发心脏病身亡。”
St. Peter replied, "wow, that's too bad. Next?"
圣彼得说:“噢，够惨的。下一个?”
The second man began to speak，` I am a window washer and I was minding my own business and washing the seventeenth story windows at an apartment when my safety rope snapped and I began to fa11.I reached out and in a stroke of luck on to a balcony railing on the fifteenth. I was trying to catch my breath and wait it for someone to rescue me when some lunatic started to stomp on my hands until I lost my grip and fell into the bin below. I opened my eye in disbelief only to see a fridge come crashing down onto my head.”
第二个人说:“我是一个窗户清洁工，一天我正在清洗公寓十七楼的窗户，安全带不幸突然崩断，我开始坠落，但幸运的是我抓住了十五楼阳台的栏杆，我屏住了呼吸等着人来救我，突然有个神经病人乱踢我的手，直到我失手掉进下面的一堆纸箱。我睁开眼睛一看，一个冰箱正朝我的头上砸来。”
St. Peter replied: "my, my. . . that is bad. Next?"
圣彼得说:“哎哟，……够惨的。下一个?”
The third man spoke last, "well, I was hiding in the fridge when. . .”
第三个最后说:“哎，我当时正藏在冰箱里，突然……”
