英语幽默：The New Baby新生宝宝

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.

Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for use all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.

Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?""We were saying that we'll have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered.

"It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."

泰勒夫妇有一个叫帕特的七岁小男孩，目前泰勒太太又怀了一个孩子。

帕特曾经在别人家见过宝宝，他不太喜欢宝宝，所以当他知道家里会有一个新成员时，他并不高兴。

一天晚上，泰勒夫妇正在为新宝宝的出生做准备。泰勒先生说，有了宝宝后，这个房子不够全家住。

帕特走到房间，说：“你们在说什么呢?”

“我们在说我们现在需要搬到另一个家里，因为新宝宝的到来”，泰勒太太说到。

“没用的，”帕特绝望的说到，“他会跟着我们去那儿的”。