英语幽默笑话：律师

A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags".

Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark".

The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer".

"No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

律师

一喝醉了的人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。

另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论".

开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?".

"不", 那第二的喝醉了的说,"我是一个无赖" 。

NOTE

remark n.评论;意见

rude remarks粗鲁的话

Such unkind remark was not called for.

这种不客气的话真不该讲。