英语笑话：哪儿都疼

Tom groaned to the doctor in his school's hospital, "My arm hurts, my stomach hurts, my chest hurts, my neck hurts, my shoulder hurts,and my head hurts."

汤姆呻吟着对校医院的大夫说:“我的胳膊疼，肚子疼，胸口疼，月李子疼，双肩疼，头也疼。”

The doctor examined the patient. She began by tapping the knee with a small hammer to test his reflexes.“How do you feel now?”she asked.

大夫开始给他检查。大夫用一把小锤子敲打他的膝关节看他的反应，“你现在感觉怎么样?”医生问。

"Now my knee hurts，too.”groaned Tom.

“现在我的膝部也疼了。”汤姆呻吟地说。