英语笑话：我是邮递员

A:Put out your tongue.

伸出你的舌头。

B:OK.

好的。

Then he put out his tongue and the doctor looked at it quickly.

于是他伸出舌头，医生很快地看了一下。

A:You can put your tongue back now. It's clear what's wrong with you.You need more exercise.

好吧，把舌头伸回去吧，你的病因很明显，你需要更多的运动。

B:But，doctor, I don't think...

但是，医生，我不认为……

A:Don't tell me what you think，I am the doctor，not you，I know what you need.I see hundreds of people like you.None of them get any exercis e.They sit in offices all day and in front of the television in the evening.What you need is to walk quickly for at least twenty mi-nutes a day.

不要告诉我你认为怎么样，我是医生，不是你。我知道你需要什么。我看过数以百计像你这样的病人。他们没有一个人锻炼过。他们整天坐在办公室里，晚上就坐在电视机前。你所需要的就是每天至少快跑20分钟。

B:Doctor.you don't understand.I...

医生，你不知道，我……

A:I don't want to hear any excuses. You must find time for exercise.If you don't，you will get fat and have health problems when you are o1der.

我不想听任何理由。你应该抽出时间来运动，如果你不锻炼，那么当你老的时候，你就会变得很胖，并且有健康问题。

B:But I walk everyday.

但我每天都走路的。

A:Oh，yes，and I know what kind of walking that is. You walk a few feet from your home to the station，and a few more feet from the sta- lion to your office，and a few more feet fr om your office to a restaurant for much and back. That's not real walking. I'm talking about a walk in the park for twenty minutes every day.

喔，是的。我知道那是一种怎样的散步，你走几英尺的路，从家到火车站，又走几英尺从车站到办公室，然后走几英尺从办公室到餐馆中吃中饭再回来。那不是真正的散步。我所说的是每天在公园中散步20分钟。

B:(Shouting)Will you listen to me. doctor t I am a mailman and I walk for seven hour every day.

(叫喊着)请听我说，医生!我是一名邮递员，我每天得走7小时的路。

A:(Being silent for a moment) Put your tongue out again，will you?

(闷在那里半天不语)再把你的舌头伸出来，行吗?