英语笑话：是不是喝醉了

My neighbor, the homebuilder came home drunk and managed to park in the garage，but injured himself when he knocked some sample storm windows he had on a shelf .The second day，his wife talked with him.

我的邻居，一个建筑工人，醉醇醇地开着车回家，想把车停在车库里，结果撞上了自己放在架上的一些防风玻璃样品，把自己弄伤一了。第二天他妻子与他谈话。

A:You came home drunk last night. didn't your

你昨天晚上喝醉了，是不是?

B:Heavens no.

对天发誓，我没有。

A:How did you injure yourself then?

那么你是怎样受伤的呢?

R:Oh，I injured myself on the job yesterday.

我是昨天工作时受伤的。

A:OK，then，please tell me where you did first aid.

好吧，那么请告诉我你昨天在哪里包扎的。

B:I think in the bath room.

我想是在浴室。

A:Well，please explain the bandages all over the bathroom mirror.

好吧，请解释一下为什么浴室的镜子上贴满了绷带呢?