英语笑话：医生的故事

This story is about another five doctor who went duck hunting one day.These five doctors were a general practice physician，a pediatri-cian,a psychiatrist，a surgeon and a pathologist.

这个故事是关于另外5个医生的故事，一天他们去打野鸭，这五个医生包括一个全科医生、一个儿科医生、一个精神病医生、一个外科医生和病理学家。

A:Look，a bird is coming winging overhead.

看，一只鸟在头顶飞过。

B:Why did you raise your shotgun and then hesitate?

你为什么举起枪又犹豫了呢?

A:I am not quite sure it's a duck，I think that I will have to get a second opinion，but the bird was long gone.

我不敢肯定那是不是鸭子，我想我必须听听另一医生的诊断意见。但这时鸟飞走了。

B:Look!Another duck.

看!另一只鸭子。

C:Why don't you shoot at it?

你为什么不打它?

B:(Muttering ) I am also unsure if it is really a duck in my sight and besides，it might have babies，I'll have to do some more investiga- dons.

(喃喃自语)我也不能肯定那是不是鸭子。并且那只鸟可能还怀着小鸟，我必须作进一步调查。

C:But the creature make good its escape.

但是那家伙从容不迫地逃脱了。

Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist.Shotgun shouldered，he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.

然后，是眼尖的精神病医生看到了飞鸟。用肩顶住枪托，他比其他人更清楚自己瞄准的猎物是什么。

D:Why do you hesitate since you know it is a duek?

既然你知道那是只鸭子你还犹豫什么?

C:Now，I know it's a duck，but does it know it's a duck?

是啊，现在我知道那是只鸭子，可它自己知道吗?

Finally，a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed sky wards. BOOM!The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.

最后，第四只鸭子快速地飞过。这次是外科医生把猎枪对准了天空。“嘣”一声枪响，外科医生放下枪口还在冒烟的猎枪，扭过头，面无表情地对身边的病理学家说。

D:Good to see if that was a duck，will you?

去看看那是不是一只野鸭，可以吗?