英语笑话：我就是新郎

 

拉马斯节后，庄稼日夜成熟。

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

小镇的一个警官让一个在主大道上超速驾驶的摩托车手停下来。

A:But officer, I can explain.

长官，请听我解释。

B:Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.

闭嘴，我要让你在监狱里冷静冷静，直到警长回来为止。

A:But，officer, I just wanted to say. . .

但是，长官，我只是想说……。

B:I said to keep quiet!You're going to jail!

我说过闭嘴，你要进监狱了!

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.

几个小时后警官去看囚犯。

B:Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.

幸亏警长今天参加他女儿的婚礼去了，回来后他心情肯定比较好。

A:Don't count on it，I'm the groom.

别指望啦。我就是新郎。