"Where have you been?" asked his wife.
"I went out in the woods to check the still." Replied the mountain man, "and a giant bear stepped out in front of me. I took off running ahead of him and finally lost him. I never ran so fast in my life."
"But that was a week ago." Said the wife. "Where have you been since?"
The mountain man collapsed in a chair. "Walking back."
离开家一个星期后,那个登山人摇摇晃晃地回到了家,他的衣服也破了,鞋底也磨薄了,他本人更是疲惫不堪的样子。
“你到哪儿去了?”老婆问。
“那天我到森林里去检查有无无非法酿酒的地方,”登山人叙述着,“忽然一只大熊出现在我的面前,我拔腿就跑,熊就在后面追,好不容易才把它甩掉,我这辈子从来没有跑这么快。”
“可是那是一周前的事了,”他老婆说:“后来你到哪儿去了?”
登山人瘫在在椅子上说:“往回走啊!”