英语笑话：要不要来点香水

Two acquaintances were in the barber shop gettingshaves at the same time.

两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。

After the barbers had finished,

理发师刮完他们的胡子后，

each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.

两人都被问到要不要在脸上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。

"No, no," answered the first man.

“不，不，”第一个先生说。

"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "

“我太太会以为我去过妓院。”

"Go ahead," said the other.

“我没关系，”另一个先生说道。

"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "

“我太太从没在妓院待过!”