英语笑话：别再提律师

两个女人正在喝茶，

Said one to the other,

其中一位对另一位说道：

"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "

“我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师，….。”

"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,

“哦，拜托别再向我提律师的事了，”那位刚死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，

I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "

“我在处理我先生遗留的房地产时遭遇到好多麻烦，有时候我真希望他没死就好了。