英语笑话：我才不会那么傻
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她边吃边看报纸。
"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.
“亲爱的，你听过这则新闻吗?”她问道。
"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.
“似乎是一个男的为了看马刺队的比赛，用他太太跟人换了球季的门票。
You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"
你不会那么做吧，亲爱的?”
"No way," answered the husband.
“我才不会那么傻呢!”先生答道。
"The season's almost half over."
“今年球季几乎都过了一大半了."
