一位神父非常关切教区内一位年轻美丽的教友幸福,因此便邀她到他私人住处讨论她的忏悔。
"Now, let me get this straight," said the priest. "This young man you went out with did he put his arm around your shoulder like this?"
“现在让我把事情搞清楚,”神父说道,“这个年轻人跟你出去他是不是像这样把他的手臂绕在你的肩膀?”
"Yes, Father, and worse. "
“是的,神父,还有更糟的事情呢。”
"And did he put his hand on your thigh like this?"
“他也像这样把手放在你的大腿上吗?"
"Yes, Father, and worse. "
“是的,神父,还有更坏的呢。”
By now the clergyman was thoroughly aroused. He hiked the girl's skirt and gave her a vigorous humping. "And did he do this?" he inquired.
此时神父已被刺激得兴奋莫名,他撩起女孩的裙子,元气充沛地和她做起爱来,“他也这样做吗?"神父问道。
"Yes, Father, and worse, "
“是的,神父,还有更糟的呢!”
“ But what could be worse than what Ijust did?"
“有什么还比我刚刚所做的更糟呢?"
"I'm afraid, Father, that he gave me the clap."
“恐怕,神父,他把淋病传染给我了。”