醉汉的幽默

Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.

Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?

Wife: I love you, dear.

妻子：亲爱的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，饭桌上老唠叨一件事。

丈夫：真的吗?千万别信一个醉汉说的话，对了，我都说了什么?

妻子：我爱你，亲爱的。