盗车贼

A man has a long history of stealing cars. When he did it again, he was caught by the police.

The prosecutor asked him, "Now tell the court how you came to take that car." To defend himself, the man said, "The car was parked by a cemetery. I thought the owner was dead, and then I took it."

有个人有长期偷车的经历。当他又一次偷车时，被警察抓住了。检控官对他说：“现在要告诉法庭你是怎样偷走这部车的。”

检察官问他，“现在据实交代你为何要偷这辆车。”这个人为自己辩解说：“这部车是停在一个墓地旁的。我以为车主已经死了，就把它开走了。”