Bad Drivers

　　There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"

　　Herman says, "I know, I’m on Route 280 but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!"

　　上百个疯子

　　一位年长的市民在高速路上行驶。他的妻子给他打电话，担心地说：“赫尔曼，小心啊!我刚刚在收音机上听到有个疯子在280公路上逆行!”

　　赫尔曼说：“我知道，我就在280公路上呢!可是这儿不只有一个疯子啊，有上百个呢!”