Twenty-one Forever “妙”龄证人

　　In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath(宣誓) so tell the truth."

　　The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."

　　The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"

　　So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."

　　庭上的法官问证人：“多大了?我的意思是，真实年龄是多少?别忘了刚才已经宣誓过，所以请诚实作答”

　　这位女士回答：“我是二十一岁又几个月。”

　　法官说：“要讲精确，到底是多少个月?”

　　她回答：“一百一十八个月!”