英语幽默:剩下的我来做

a guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

一名警卫正准备发出开车的信号的时候，看到了一个很吸引人的女孩站在车厢的入口处，正在和车厢里另一个可爱的女孩谈话。

"come on, miss!" he shouted. "shut the door, please!"

“快点离开，小姐！”他大声喊道，“关上车门。”

"oh, i just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.

“哦，我只是想和我的妹妹吻别而已。”女孩回答道。

"you just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and i'll see to the rest."

“你关门先，”警卫说道,"剩下的我来做。”