英语幽默:太太让我站的

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
世上的每一个人都上了天堂。
God comes and says. "I want the men to make two lines.
神说：“要男人分成两队，
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
一是在世上控制女人的男人，
and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.
另一是被女人鞭打的男人。
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
另外女子自成一队，跟着圣彼德去。”
Said and done, and there are two lines.
不一会儿，队伍分成两队。
The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long,
一是被女人鞭打的，有100英里长，
and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.
一是在世上控制女人的，仅有一人。
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
神生气的说：“你们男人应该感到羞耻，
I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.
我按照自己的形象创造了你们，而你们被女子鞭打。
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
看看，我唯一的儿子，站着使我骄傲。
Learn from him! Tell them, my son,
你们应该向他学习。告诉他们，儿子，
how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"
你如何成为唯一站在这一队上的？”
The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
这男子回说：“我不知道 , 我太太叫我站在这的！”