英语幽默:到处都疼

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
一个人去看医生，说：“医生，不管我碰哪里，都会疼。”
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
医生问：“什么意思？”
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
这个人说：“当我碰到我的肩膀时，我会感到很疼。如果我碰到我的膝盖——哎呦！而当我碰到我的额头时，真的很疼，非常疼。”
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
医生说：“我知道你怎么了——你的手指头破了！”