英语幽默:巧施妙计

A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket and asked her,
在超市里，有位男士走向一位美丽的女子，问她说：
"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few minutes?”
“我在超市和我太太走散了，你能和我聊天几分钟吗？”
The woman asked him, “Why?”
这位女子问道：“为什么呢？”
“Oh, you know, because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife will appear out of nowhere!”
“喔，因为每次我和美女讲话时，我太太就会出其不意冒出来！”