英语幽默:我想认识你

I want to know you.

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

我想认识你

男：我想给你打电话。你的电话号码是多少？
女：在电话本上呢。
男：可是我不知道你的名字呀。
女：也在电话本上呢。