英语幽默:笑学不忘

昨晚的面包
迈克去买面包，他拿去两个便士，说：“请给我一个面包。”
营业员：“孩子，现在一个面包要两个半便士了。”
迈克：“什么时候涨价的？”
营业员：“今天早上。”
迈克：“那就给我拿一个昨天晚上的吧！”
The bread that is last night
Exceeding the gram buys a bread, he takes two pennies, saying:"Please give me a bread."
Business member:"Kid, now a bread wanted two half pennies."
Exceed a gram:"Rise in price when?"
Business member:"This morning."
Exceed a gram:"That take a yesterday evening to me of!"