神奇的辩解

    Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

    律师：“现在你被开释了，你能告诉我真相吗？你真的偷了车吗？”

    Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

    犯人：“听了你今天早上在法庭神奇的辩解，我开始想我没有偷了。”