轻松英语笑话5则，让你的烦恼消失不见

　　轻松英语笑话5则，让你的烦恼消失不见

　　在生活中，大家总会有觉得压力大的时候，这时候就需要好好的方式一下，看看笑话是个很好的缓解压力的方式，接下来就跟听力课堂小编一起来看一下吧!

　　1. 活不成了

　　Can't live

　　一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。

　　Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife.

　　检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。

　　After the examination the physicianmotioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

　　“你丈夫病得很重，”医生说，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。

　　"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensurehis survival.

　　第一，一日三餐，要营养美味。第二，给他一个轻松的环境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都对他倾注炽热的爱。”

　　First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-freeenvironment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him everyday.

　　在驱车回家的路上，丈夫问道：“医生说了什么?”

　　On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

　　“很遗憾，”妻子说，“你活不成了。”

　　"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it."

　　2. 节约还是浪费

　　Waste or Save

　　父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wastingtime?

　　杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

　　3.没问题

　　No Problem

　　一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。

　　A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.

　　发型师问：有什么可以帮你吗?

　　How can I help you? asked the stylist.

　　那个人解释说，我本来去做头发移植，但实在太痛了。

　　I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain.

　　如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。

　　If you can makemy hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000.

　　没问题，发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。

　　No problem, said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.

　　4. 女孩的名字

　　A Girl's Name

　　女儿出生时，我们给她取名叫迈尔斯，和我深爱的业已过世的父亲同一个名字，不过家人提醒这个名字太男性化了。

　　When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) .

　　几年以后，我觉得迈尔斯已经长大，能够懂事了。我对她解释说：你的名字很特别。

　　Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special.

　　我给你取了一个和我爸爸一样的名字，因为我非常爱他。我相信他会为你而深感自豪的。

　　I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.

　　迈尔斯很仔细地想了一下，然后说道：这些我都懂，妈妈。可是我不知道外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字。

　　Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name.

　　5. 凯特的礼物

　　A Present

　　凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

　　妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀?

　　Mom: No, Honey, what?

　　凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。

　　Kate: A nice teapot.

　　我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

　　Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

　　妈妈：可是 凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

　　Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

　　小编今天的分享就到这里了，不知道有没有带给你满满的欢乐呢?希望大家都可以积极乐观的面对生活哦!