幽默英语小故事5则

幽默英语小故事5则

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1. Send in the clowns

请小丑来

One Apail 1st a memo from Maintenance appeared on a faculty bulletin board at the University of Minnesota:"This week we will thoroughly clean the new telephone lines by injecting compressed air into the cables. To control dust and debris that may emanate from your receivers, faculty members are urged to store their phones in their wastebaskets or to procure special.bags from the departmental secretary.Thank you for your cooperation.”

4月1日那天，在明尼索达大学的取工布告栏上贴着一张从后勤部发来的备忘录:“这周我们准备往电缆线里注升压缩空气，以便物底清扫电话线。为了避免灰尘和碎片残骸从你的电话听筒里冒出来，特告诫员工们把电话放在回废纸篓里，或从系秘书处领取特珠的口袋。谢谢你的合作!” Three full professors requested the bags. 三位教授去领取了口袋。

2. .Luck

幸运?

Walking to work one day, my husband was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized，adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right next to a doctor's office."

有一天我丈夫走路去上班，被汽车给撞了。我丈夫伤势不太重。司机向他道了歉，随后又说:“你太幸运了，我们就在医务室附近。”

"I don't know how lucky that is ,"my husband replied."I' m the doctor. "

我丈夫回答说:“我并不感到有多幸运，我就是那儿的医生。”

3. Doctor's promise

大夫的许诺

A guy spots his doctor in the shopping center. He stops and says. "Two months ago when I was in your office， you told me to go home，get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "I didn't?"the doctor says."Then what are you doing out of bed?"

一个人在购物中心看见了给他看病的大夫，他叫住了大夫说:“两个月前，我到你办会室去看病，你让我回来躺在床上，等你的电话。但你从来就没打过电话.” 大夫说:“我没打过电话吗?那你下床干什么呢?”

4. Share

分享

As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after stories，prayers, one drink and the bathroom scene，they must go to bed and stay there.

作为一个每隔两年生一个小孩，现已是三个小孩的母亲，我到晚止时常感列精疲力尽。他们的父亲和我给孩子们订下严格的规定:讲完故事、祈祷、喝水、上厕所之后，他们必须马上上床睡觉。不许再干别的事。

One night，after a particularly trying day，all three were finally tucked in and I headed to the kitchen for some cookies，milk and solitude. I had just started to relax when I was surrounded by three little people，standing there watching me eat. Turning to their father I asked，"Do we relent or stick with the rules?"

一天晚上，经过了一番努力，三个孩子终于钻进了被窝。我来到了厨房想吃点饼干，喝点牛奶，独自呆一会儿。我刚想放松一下，就被二个孩子团团围住。他们站在那儿盯着我吃东西.我转向他们的父亲问:“我们还要不要遵守规定了?”

Our three-year-old piped up，”Stick with the rules,Mom. "

我们三岁的小孩说:“妈妈，还是坚持按规定做吧!”

Knowing she didn't really want to be sent back to bed,I asked，"And what are the rules，Mellisa?"

我知道她不想去睡觉，就问:“玛丽莎，那么规定是怎么说的呢?”

"Share with one another,"she replied. “有福同享。”她回答说。

5. Miss forgetful

健忘小姐

My friend Pam has a problem remembering numbers.After moving. she gave out her new phone listing. One.acquairitance tried to call hey but reached a travel agency. The agent said she'd received a lot of calls for Pam. The caller apologized and said she'd try to reach Pam at her office. 我的朋友潘，特别不善于记数字。她搬走后，把她的新电话号码给了大家。一个熟人议图给她打电话，结果却打到了旅游局.那里的代理商说，他已替潘接了很多电话。打电话的人道了歉，并说她再往潘的办公室打电话我她。

"If you do get hold of her，”the agent replied，"will you tell her that her order is in at Sears?" “如果你能找到她的话，”代理商回答说:“你能告诉她吗?她在希尔斯商店订的货已经到了。”

可以把故事说给你的朋友们听哦!