英语打油诗：女孩的心思男孩你别猜
If you don't, you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing.
If you don't, you are not understanding.
If you make romance, you are an "experienced man"
If you don't, you are half a man.
If you visit her too often, she thinks its boring.
If you don't, she accusses you of double crossing.
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don't, you are a dull boy.
If you are jealous, she says it's bad.
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.
If you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.
If you are a minute late, she complains it is hard to wait.
If she is late, she says, that's a girl's way.
If you visit another, she accuses you of being heel.
If she is visited by another, "Oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her too many times, she yells that you are taking advantage.
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.
If you don't, she thinks it is just one of the man's tactics.
If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting.
If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
Oh God! We created these creatures called "women"
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable.
O Lord....tell me what to do.
Amen.
女孩的心思男孩你别猜
吻她吧，不够君子
不吻吧，不象汉子
夸她吧，说你欺骗
不夸吧，嫌你笨蛋
顺她吧，你气管炎
不顺吧，解人不善
太浪漫，疑你老练
太规矩，你抻不展
常看她，招她厌烦
少去点，怨你猎艳
穿得好，说你花心
邋遢些，缺个心眼
吃醋吧，你太狭隘
大度点，说你不爱
求欢吧，不够尊重
安分呢，不够爱宠
你晚了，她等得烦
她晚了，女孩特权
你访友，是你堕落
她聚会，天性其乐
少亲她，你太冷淡
老亲她，便宜你占
过街不管，道德有缺憾
领着她走，男人耍手段
你看别人，是挑逗风情
别人看她，是仰慕佳艳
你要说话，她让你听着
洗耳恭听，她逼你开言
上帝啊!
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