[双语]谋杀你时间的6种网络习惯

The SNS Fugue
神游社交网站

Oh, SNS, we couldn`t do anything without you. But I`m not talking about your normal visits during work hours. There is a different, darker SNS that comes out late at night, when you start searching for all of your ex-girlfriends and clicking to see if any of them have changed their last names recently. This is the dark side, and it will attack you and make you feel like a Saturday on the couch with scattered tissues lying around your nearly lifeless body.
噢，社交网站, 我们不能没有你。在工作时间，正常访问社交网站并不是我要谈论的内容。我想要说的是它们的阴暗面。在深夜里，你开始在上面搜寻自己的历任女友，想知道她们当中有没有人已经结婚时，阴暗面便降临了。它会狠狠的打击你，那感觉很糟：就如同你在某个周六萎靡不振地蜷在沙发上，周围散乱地堆着餐巾纸一样。