女人永远不知道满足

        “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

　　Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.

　　“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

　　Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

　　Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

　　She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

　　Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

　　“喔。”女人心里想着，却不自主地继续前行。她来到四楼，告示上写着：

　　四楼：这些男人有工作，喜爱孩子，形象佳且愿意帮你做家务。

　　“哦，上帝啊！”她惊呼道，“我快受不了了！”

　　不过她依旧登上了五楼。告示写着：

　　五楼：这些男人有工作， 喜爱孩子，形象极佳，愿意做家务且柔情似水。

　　女人十分想待在这层，不过她还是登上了六楼，告示写着：

　　六楼：你是本层楼第31456012位光顾者。本层没有男士。单独设置这一层是为了证明：女人是永远无法满足的。感谢您光临“老公商店”。