英语笑话:我要表现得像位女士
【生词预览】
on sale廉价出售， dignified高贵的，batter连续猛击
【笑话原文】
I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
“You there!”Yelled a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?”
“Listen,”he said, “I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.”
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